Hello, Dear players! Word of advice from your father here! Don't play this game. Dabdoub is following me. Help
Baby with Harlequin Ichthyosis
This baby has been diagnosed with Harlequin Ichthyosis which is a severe genetic disorder that mainly affects the skin.
The five people who play this game are kids so I have to lecture them.
Humans aren't always fortunate like yourself. They are diagnosed with lethal diseases that affect their lives. However, YOU, my little friend, take your fortuity for granted. People are born with Cancer, Autism, ADHD, Harlequin Ichthyosis and are suffering greatly while you act like you're the person who is suffering the most in this world. You disgust me. Just like Dabdoub
Enough with this lecture. The text without bold is the overview made by the creator. Obviously, since they're the creator they'll act biased towards their game, so the text in bold is written by me, your father. This is me btw. The clown. Yeah I also really like my yellow eyes. What do you mean they're creeping you out? Who gives a fuck anyway.
The game consists of surviving in a world completely made of cubes. World of Cubes is a completely unique and original masterpiece, but it was very unfortunate that Mojang copied the idea and made billions. The main goal of the game is to survive in a surreal and interesting world, along with creating anything from your imagination. The graphics are top notch and visually stunning to look at.
Playing this game is a load of fun and should not be missed. Ignore Minecraft and stay true to the original! Enjoy!
The creator said you survive in a world made of cubes; however they aren't cubes, they are blocks. They claim that WoC is completely unique, which is obviously bullshit. Gameplay-wise, it's literally Minecraft but the only thing new is a pumpkin monster that throws pumpkins at you and that's it. That's everything that this hot garbage video game has that Minecraft doesn't have. They also say it's a masterpiece. Pffft, what a joke. This game is FAR from being at least average. It is just BEYOND awful.
They said that it's unfortunate that Mojang copied the idea. This HAS to have been vandalized; if not, who do they think they're fooling? This is why I had to edit this page. They're manipulating the youngins who support them and they think they can get away with it! That's just absurd! It reminds of Dabdoub... oh God.
They say that the main goal is to survive in a surreal and interesting world, except, the worlds aren't surreal neither are they interesting. There's just like a maximum of four biomes in this game and they don't even have their own enemies, trees, animals, etc. It's all the same. They claim that we can build anything from our imaginations. I would agree with that IF the controls weren't shit. Seriously, how can you manage to do ANYTHING with controls that are just as bad as THIS!
They hilariously claim that this game has "top-notch" graphics. This game looks like total ass and not the good kind. It's just ugly. VERY ugly. Just as ugly as Dubdoub
Larry Schtoompkens
This annoying block of text used to talk about Singleplayer mode but I want to dedicate this subpart to my best friend Larry Schtoompkens. He was my greatest friend. There's nothing to be afraid of. He was friendly.
Look at the clown. Look at the clown. Look at the clown. Look at the clown. Look at the clown. Look at the clown. Look at the clown. Look at the clown. Look at the clown. Look at the clown. Look at the clown. Look at the clown. Look at the clown.
Larry where are you? It's me Valuable. Come back to me buddy. Come back. I'll give him hell for you and Imbeesh.
Multiplayer Multiplayer Mode allows you to play dsld worlds sdsdds
Oops. Sorry to ruin that paragraph. All it said was too act like an asshole to the people around you.
Join World
- Join my world. I am Valuable. I am a Medium. I can talk to the dead. Just trust me. Don't play this game. Please don't. It will ruin your life. Promise this to your father. Don't. Play. If you see a blue bear within the game DON'T INTERACT
Upload World
- Upload your world get creativehelp
Search World
- Search for the world YOU want to be in
Refresh
- Refresh yourself with some VALUABLEDRINK
CancelCancelCancelCancelCancelCancelCancelCancelCancel
- Go back to the HELL YOU CAME FROM
- HELPHELPHELPHELP
By clicking on the HNBp button, all fans that dont exist of the game can find links to WoC fan's social pages: Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Forum (ps I ENJOY THICK COCK) btw the person who said that in parentheses wasn't me, your father, it was someone else.
, Larry? Where are you? Dabdoub? Imbeesh? ANYONE
Dabdoub
This DEMON used to be my friend. My friends shsdhfugahsj
Imbeesh
His wife. i found out he murde
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SurviLDIval Tips
NO ONE WILL PLAY SURVIVAL MODE NO ONE WILL PLAY THIS GAME
First of all try to go forI
What is going on?! ysudhsg
Imbeesh is dead. I let her die. I should have known. I should have known. i should have known Dabdoub was evil. He kidnapped Lary. He kidnapped me. He even ate his own kids. Why did I let him? I tried to stop him. He is a monster. Hey buddy. It's your old pal, Dabdoub. NO GET AWAY FROM ME Time to die, brother. NOOOODHDKJHDS
You all must be extremely confused right now. Heh. Fret not. That confusion will turn into complete terror. See you. I know what you look like. Don't turn off your webcam. I like looking at your pretty face. Soon. That pretty face of yours... will be added to my collection.
SAY GOODBYE
SMILING AND LAUGHING SMILING AND LAUGHING MY DAUGHTER IS SMILING AND LAUGHING AND IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS PLEASE CONTACT ME.
